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Male, New Zealand. Drama geek, nerd, and feminist.
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sarcastic-snowflake:

woofle:

woofle:

i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it

it’s true i saw it with my own eyes

oh my god

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hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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malfoysotter:

frozenpeaness:

malfoysotter:

there are 13 yr olds on this website who are genuinely like “YAAAAS BENEDICT PUT UR DICK IN ME MAKE ME UR CUMBERBITCH AND CUMBERCUM ON MY FAAAACE” like im so worried about them

Oh like you weren’t the same way when you were 13?

literally no i never wanted to fuck a 1000 year old alien even at 13

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cool cyberpunk tip

edwardspoonhands:

helioscentrifuge:

ranyakumo:

when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched

I REALLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY

…I’m down…

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green-circles:

5sos—dorks:

ossricchau:

casandkitties:

ossricchau:

someone get adam out of the pit.

IM GOING TO THROW UP

Not in the pit please, Adam just got an extra hour.

watch out for the ball washer 

green-circles:

5sos—dorks:

ossricchau:

casandkitties:

ossricchau:

someone get adam out of the pit.

IM GOING TO THROW UP

Not in the pit please, Adam just got an extra hour.

watch out for the ball washer 

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i really want mcdonalds

but then

so far

#text post      #my stories      #personal      #this affects me deeply      #deep      #mcdonalds      #i'm so hungry     
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dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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unstrong:

true love

unstrong:

true love

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different-but-best-friends-x:

I’m not lying or trying to seek attention or whatever. I just need some motivation and know, well like this seems pathetic, but know someones out there..

different-but-best-friends-x:

I’m not lying or trying to seek attention or whatever.
I just need some motivation and know, well like this seems pathetic, but know someones out there..

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aspio:

playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

guys help me im so close to my next k

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seriously im so close 

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